Top 10 Lessons Learned

10) When bathing a baby hold on tight, they are slipperier then a greased pig on Yee Haw Day.


9) When visiting Ziadie make sure Auntie April is not there, you will never get Ziadie away from her :-)


8) Shannon is NOT DEAD INSIDE !!!

Shannon was taken by Ziadie's tiny face




7) When changing a diaper, patience is not only a virtue but a good idea. Mommy and Daddy have both learned to pause 5 secs before fully removing the diaper just in case an impending pee pee fountain is coming.


6) Babies eat even more then Daddy does. For more information on Daddy's eating habits contact his 3 siblings.


5) Sleep is precious !!


4) Babies can let the smelliest and loudest farts rip, all while smiling away.


3) When baby wants to eat FEED HER !! Nothing else will do.


2) Putting a diaper on backwards is a bad idea, Daddy learned his lesson.



and the top lesson learned is...



1) You know the saying "When the crap hits the fan"? Well its worse when crap hits Daddy.